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Beethoven's 2nd | 1994 | PG | - 1.1.0
This time Beethoven meets a female St. Bernard, and they have puppies, which are then nabbed and sold for profit. That's when the mayhem begins. With Charles Grodin.
SEX/NUDITY 2 - One instance where a teenage boy tries to get a girl into bed. But nothing happens. Flirting. A female dog has puppies.
VIOLENCE/GORE 1 - A few chases between Beethoven's family, the dogs and villains, and one instance when Beethoven pulls a home off its foundation and drops it -- and the people in it -- into a lake. A confrontation between good guys and bad guys. A couple fall of a precipice and into a river. Beethoven threatens some threatening pre-teens.
LANGUAGE 1 - A few mild insults.
DISCUSSION TOPICS - Kidnapping, date rape, divorce.
MESSAGE - Love will always prevail -- there's someone out there for everyone. Dogs are the greatest.
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